The GOP as collateral damage

Having decided to take the GOP as damaged collateral for the loan I made to one of their members,
who spent it backing a congressional candidate and buying himself a 2 bed/2bath condo with an ocean view and a swimming pool, I made my first strike here in Manhattan at a fundraiser for David Niehaus, who hopes to become a state senator. Whose stolen money is being used to fund him I wonder?
I stood outside 230 Fifth Avenue and ambushed, no pun intended, the GOP backers, who had paid $100-$500 for the pleasure of giving their money to the GOP. I guess this is better than loaning their money to the GOP, but either way it seems one never sees the money again.
My sign said that I was going to teach them to be men, not whiny little girls. This did not somehow make them happy, and they tried hard to ignore me as they read the sign out of the corners of their eyes.
A short truce erupted when a man in a wheelchair needed assistance; none of the well-heeled GOP geeks bothered to open the doors for him, so I did; and by the look of him I sussed he was one of the 'enemy'.
"Don't worry," I told him, "you guys aren't all bad. You are going to the GOP event I assume?"
He laughed and told me not to let anyone know; and added that he was more of a libertarian, who might back Ron Paul.
But then something bad happened - bad for them, not for me; a woman came up to me and told me she too had been ripped off by the bastards. She too was going to the event, and though she was a Republican, she had a brain. So we chatted for 45 minutes, and that was worse than me being there with this embarrassing sign all alone. She too was more of a libertarian, and backed Ron Paul. What she is doing in the GOP I do not know. I do know that her fellow Republicans were more angry at my presence than before, as it was rather obvious I was not some angry low-life, but a well-informed persons with an understanding of politics.
When she left, security came over and asked me to stand just outside the front of the building. I did. I'm not there to be a problem. Just get my money, and rub their silly noses in the mess they made.
Speaking of which, some checking on the internet shows that the deadbeat crybaby who owes me thousands has started a business in his area. Crying poverty, he starts a business and does not tell me. He cries that he lost his swimming pool privileges when he could not pay the maintenance, and expects me to sit here homeless and have empathy. Swimming pool? And then there was the Ferrari he says he didn't really own after showing people pictures of it. Later he told me his car got reposessed - the car, whatever the make, he bought instead of paying me back. And the condo the same; he uses it as an excuse not to pay me - as if he has some right to skip out on payment because he wanted to live in luxury. He has had years to rent the place to a roommate or sell it or move out and rent it, but he whines and cries when I suggest this. And warns me that his contacts in the GOP are tied in the US intel. Which they may be, and what a sorry lot that is.
So I ought to maybe pick up cans and go hungry so he can live in luxury and threaten me with the NSA when I remind him he owes me? This is ludicrous. it is so ludicrous it is turning into a weapon to be used against them, but they are too dumbjerk to understand it. But they will. Many other GOP events are taking place here in Manhattan - and I will show up. Feel free to join me, journalists are welcome! This story involves the likes of Fred Smith, Ileana Ros-Lehtinen (who married my cousin's Columbia SIS buddy - they both had the same CIA recruiter on campsus), and many other GOP types who don't want to be mentioned on this site.